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Turn any photo of your pet into a mugshot for any crime.
Turn any photo of your pet into a mugshot for any crime.


Recent Lineup

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Felony Cuteness

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Grand Theft Snack

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Sock Theft

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Aggravated Zoomies
Booking FAQ
It’s quick. Upload a clear photo of your pet, pay the one-time $7.77 booking fee, and in just a few minutes you’ll have four mugshots ready to download. After that you can fill out a booking slate with their name, the date, and whatever crime fits, then share it around.
It’s a flat $7.77, paid once. No subscriptions, no hidden fees, and no per-image charges. That covers four mugshots, and every one is yours to keep, along with the customizable booking slate.
Not long at all. Your mugshots start coming together the moment your payment goes through, and they’re usually ready within a few minutes. You can watch each one appear on the progress screen as it finishes.
They sure are. Every mugshot comes straight from the photo you send us, so it genuinely looks like your pet. The name and crime on the slate are added as real text, not baked into the picture, so the spelling always comes out right.
A clear, well-lit shot where you can see your pet’s face and shoulders. JPG, PNG, and HEIC files all work, up to 10 MB, and you can crop things exactly how you want before checkout.
Of course! Type in any charge you can dream up (up to 80 characters), or tap the dice for a random one. A few favorites: Felony Cuteness, Grand Theft Snack, and Aggravated Zoomies.
Yes. Stripe handles every payment, so we never see or store your card number. The photo is only ever used to make mugshots, it’s deleted automatically within 30 days to give you ample time to save or edit anything! You can always remove it yourself anytime at /account/delete or by emailing support@petperps.com.
Not thrilled with how your mugshots turned out? Just reach out to our email and we’ll give you a free regeneration, no fuss. Beyond that, because each order is made and delivered the moment you pay, purchases are generally non-refundable, but we’ll work with you to try to make it right.
Still have a question? Email support@petperps.com.
Four mugshots and a custom booking slate for one $7.77 fee.
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